Comedian and Actor

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1965 Mustangs have feelings too

1965 Mustangs have feelings too

People love their cars in LA, but I don’t have feelings for automobiles. I am barely capable of having emotions for humans! Alright, I do love cats, but that’s as far as it goes. No way I can manage to love a car. It’s just […]

I quit my day job and technology sucks

I quit my day job. Don’t get excited, I got another one; I can’t give up the baller feel of having an income. BUT I’m kind of thrilled to have a month off. I got cast in two movies during my break (INSERT self congratulatory […]

Welcome to my new blog space!

I’ve been back in LA for 3 months now. All the fruit trees, hibiscus and bougainvillea here make me really happy every time I leave the house. That, and the cheap frozen yogurt here tell me: LA is paradise. Yogurtland, I salute you! We had […]